I Am Such A Dork!!

You're a 90's kid if:
-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"
-You can sing the rap to The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air
-You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
-You know that "WOAH!" comes from Joey on Blossom and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie on Full House.
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
-You remember reading Goosebumps
-You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off."
-You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
-You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
-You danced to Wannabe by the Spice Girls. (So tell me what you want, what you really, really want.)
-You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence. Not...
-Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
-Captain Planet
-You remember when Super Nintendos became popular.
-You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders."
-I've fallen and I can't get up!"
-You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
-Two words: Trapper Keeper.
-You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide.
-You wore socks over leggings scrunched down.
-"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back. SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE. He jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didn't come back back back til the fourth of July ly ly.
-You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
-You remember when New Kids on The Block were cool.
-You knew all the characters names and their life stories on Saved By The Bell.
-You played and or collected pogs.
-You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles.
-Encycolpedia Brown was the best mystery books series.
-Gack was the coolest thing ever when it made that fart noise.
-All your school supplies were Lisa Frank brand.
-You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
-You used to wear those stick-on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
-You remember a time before the WB.
-You've gotten creeped out by Are You Afraid of the Dark?
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand." ... enough said.
-You thought Brain woud finally take over the world.
-You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
-You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
When we were younger:
-Before the MySpace frenzy.
-Before the Internet & text messaging.
-Before Sidekicks & iPods.
-Before MIKE JONES
-Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
-WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE COOL.
-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
-When gas was $0.69 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
-When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
-When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
-When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
-When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
-Bill Nye the Science Guy.
-MR ROGERS!!!!
-When Toys 'R Us overuled the mall.
-DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT???
-Skip It and Bop It.

You're a 90s kid if you read this and smiled and laughed at least five of these.